My Attempt to be a LBer by 2011

how about an LB cocktail?

i’ll bet we could find a few members to knock one out, sorry i knock one up.for him to toast the occasion:hehe:

Hahaha…Suck off a tramp?Happy slap a copper?none of this pussy mixed drinks ********…

Now ya talkin…

Too far?:smiley:

if you dont do it…i will stick my clean cock in your pint and you’ve gotta drink it…:D…if you do do it…vice verca…;).

there are rulz tho padawan…

  1. you cannot repeat a post

  2. you cannot post more than 5 times on any 1 topic

  3. you cannot talk on a thread you really have no valid opinion on

  4. i must be able to squeeze mels boobie

  5. if you answer any post with just a smiley face you will be disqualified

  6. i cannot edit you posts

  7. my penis will be erect when it is placed in your pint

:smiley:

smiled.

:w00t:

So he’s stuffed then…:hehe:

  1. i must be able to squeeze mels boobie

if you need a hand to varify the rules are obeyed;)

All very good valid points.

You can discount this post. But yes im actually stuffed when I look at what I actually write! :w00t: Bugger

Of course Wolfie, Its got to be in full view of everyone! If she doesn’t smile then you can do it again! :D:D

Love these ideas , but not so sure about number 4, They have gotten way too big with this preganancy to fit in one of your hands, i mean i’m struggling to walk with a straight back :w00t::w00t:

This comment is useless without pictures Mel :slight_smile:

You could always wait till he goes for a **** then put a load of pubes in his pint… :w00t:

hmmm looks like Im not going to make it.

Been off LB for a few days now and missed my daily target…

Roll on the LB Smileds **** Drinks Forfeit! :D:D:D:D:D

And in the mean time I managed to break the 7K mark. :slight_smile:

But Kev your a sad, lonely old man… :smiley:

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Less of the old! You cheeky whipper-snapper!:smiley:

guess thats what happens when you dont ride your bike a lot :D:D:D

Oh bugger I didnt do it :wink:

so what was the forfeit?