With your other hand? Or is that busy holding “the best part of your knob”
Thanks Ricco, knobs fine, totally lost the use of one arm and my head, legs and body fine.
Mrs j in rehab.
Well you a bit bonkers have big enough balls to want to take a sports bike down gravel roads. And Mrs J has enough belief in you to let you do it two up.
I’m sure all is well and service will resume, as normal, shortly.
Though sounds like you could do with a manly cigar and a strong single malt whiskey by your side. Give me a heads up, I have just the bottle 
Or is it Mrs J that makes him go that route?
Yea ,I`m a sensible bloke of a certain age.
Mrs J made me do it, she`s crazy and wants it 24/7
If you see me out riding, rescue me.
And I thought I was old fool.
What a tosser. End of sympathy.
Thanks for that Old Guy, all better now.
Mrs Js making tea and Ninas showing sympathy.
Hope it’s not too bad 
Poor fingers,
I burnt my index finger yesterday on the barrel of a rifle I was firing
And who is going to rescue me on Sunday?
she does its via TTN
testicle turning navigation
just man up, ffs.
i burnt my lip on a fresh out of the oven roast potato, i dont learn, take a big stick to the microwave out in the garden then buy a new one, it’ll make you feel better…
Crikey! GWS
Mmm, thats your love-life out the window!
Ther y’go!