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Motorbikes don’t get pregnant
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You can ride a Motorbike at any time of the month
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Motorbikes don’t have parents
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Motorbikes don’t whine unless something is really wrong
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You can share a Motorbike with friends
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Motorbikes don’t care how many other Motorbikes you have ridden
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When riding, both you and your Motorbike arrive at the same time
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Motorbikes don’t care how many other Motorbikes you have
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Motorbikes don’t care if you buy Motorbike magazines
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Motorbikes don’t care if you look at other Motorbikes
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You’ll never hear “Surprise, you are going to have a new little
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If your Motorbike goes flat, you can fix it
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If your Motorbike is too loose, you can tighten it
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If your Motorbike is mis-aligned, you don’t have to discuss politics with it
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You can ride a friends Motorbike and still stay friends
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If you say bad things to your Motorbike, you don’t have to apologize to
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You can ride your Motorbike for as long as you like and it won’t get sore
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You can stop riding your Motorbike as soon as you like and it won’t get frustrated
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Your Mother won’t stay in touch with your old Motorbike after you dump it
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Motorbikes don’t get headaches
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Motorbikes don’t criticize you if you are a hopeless rider
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Your Motorbike never wants a night out with other Motorbikes
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Motorbikes don’t care if you are late
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You don’t have to take a shower before you ride your Motorbike
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If your Motorbike doesn’t look good, you can paint it or get new parts
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You can ride a Motorbike the first time you meet and you don’t have to
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The only protection you need when riding a Motorbike is a decent crash helmet
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You can boast in mixed company what a great ride you had the last time
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A motorbikes curves will never sag
*When you get a new motorbike you don’t have to give money to the old one every month
*You can kick a motorbike to wake it up in the morning
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