motorbikes

  • Motorbikes don’t get pregnant

  • You can ride a Motorbike at any time of the month

  • Motorbikes don’t have parents

  • Motorbikes don’t whine unless something is really wrong

  • You can share a Motorbike with friends

  • Motorbikes don’t care how many other Motorbikes you have ridden

  • When riding, both you and your Motorbike arrive at the same time

  • Motorbikes don’t care how many other Motorbikes you have

  • Motorbikes don’t care if you buy Motorbike magazines

  • Motorbikes don’t care if you look at other Motorbikes

  • You’ll never hear “Surprise, you are going to have a new little
    Motorbike”, unless you go out and buy one yourself

  • If your Motorbike goes flat, you can fix it

  • If your Motorbike is too loose, you can tighten it

  • If your Motorbike is mis-aligned, you don’t have to discuss politics with it

  • You can ride a friends Motorbike and still stay friends

  • If you say bad things to your Motorbike, you don’t have to apologize to
    it before you can ride again

  • You can ride your Motorbike for as long as you like and it won’t get sore

  • You can stop riding your Motorbike as soon as you like and it won’t get frustrated

  • Your Mother won’t stay in touch with your old Motorbike after you dump it

  • Motorbikes don’t get headaches

  • Motorbikes don’t criticize you if you are a hopeless rider

  • Your Motorbike never wants a night out with other Motorbikes

  • Motorbikes don’t care if you are late

  • You don’t have to take a shower before you ride your Motorbike

  • If your Motorbike doesn’t look good, you can paint it or get new parts

  • You can ride a Motorbike the first time you meet and you don’t have to
    take it to dinner

  • The only protection you need when riding a Motorbike is a decent crash helmet

  • You can boast in mixed company what a great ride you had the last time
    you were on your Motorbike

  • A motorbikes curves will never sag

*When you get a new motorbike you don’t have to give money to the old one every month

*You can kick a motorbike to wake it up in the morning

EM

Yup, just about right!