> > > > A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the
> > > >meal, his
> > > > mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome Paul’s flat mate,
> > > >Simon, was.
> > > > She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and
> > > >this only
> > > > made her more curious.
> > > >
> > > > Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
> > >she
> > >
> > > >started
> > > > to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flat mate than met
> > > >the eye.
> > > >
> > > > Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, “I know what you must
> > > >be
> > >
> > > thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flat mates”.
> > > >
> > > > About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, “Ever since your
> > > >Mother came
> > > > to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the frying pan, you don’t
> > > >suppose she
> > > > took it do you?”
> > > >
> > > > “Well I doubt it, but I’ll email her just to be sure” said Paul. So
> > > >he sat
> > > > down and wrote:
> > > >
> > > > DEAR MOTHER,
> > > > I’M NOT SAYING THAT YOU “DID” TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE,
> > >I’M
> > >
> > > >NOT
> > > > SAYING THAT YOU “DID NOT” TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS
> > > >THAT IT
> > > > HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
> > > >
> > > > LOVE PAUL
> > > >
> > > > Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother
> >which
> > > >read:
> > > >
> > > > DEAR SON,
> > > > I’M NOT SAYING THAT YOU “DO” SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I’M NOT SAYING
> > > >THAT YOU
> > > > “DO NOT” SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS
> > > >SLEEPING IN
> > > > HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
> > > >
> > > > LOVE MUM
> > > >
> > > > Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
> > >
