O.K. Lets put the wives/partners to one side before we answer, please.
Not sure whether to nominate the vacuum cleaners for their noise. (For some reason we have four of different sizes. All too noisy and effing irritating noise at that.)
But on balance, the food processor. I asked Jamie Oliver for his advice and he told me to get Mrs. O a " Magimix". (He would. He gets his for free.)
What a pain in the b*m. Works so well it does what you want in seconds. Then takes ages to clean and you risk losing finger tips on the razor sharp blades.
We inherited a gas cooker with the new house and decided to keep it as it is an old but posh model and seemed somehow better than the one we had before. Trouble is it is so hot you can’t leave anything on it for five minutes to go and quickly post on LB without burning it to mush. We’ve abandoned it now at the bottom of the garden and gone back to using a pile of burning twigs.
The WIFE… Fecking thing keeps breaking down and refusing to do stuff! (WIFE = Washing Irong F**king Etc…) :D:P
Only joking peeps! I find the most annoying thing is the dish washer. I’ve only used it twice in the last six months and it’s as noisy as hell! :crazy:
The washing machine makes one hell of a noise on the quick spin section; and the extractor fan in the bathroom is loud as hell and turns off 20 minutes after you turn the light off - regardless of how long you’ve had the light on. Annoying as hell.
freebitchbaby That twenty minute overrun on the extract fan is usually adjustable. Depends what make/model you have*, but on most, you take the cover off and there’s an adjustment screw for the timer.