Well, more specifically, moron, and even more specifically one moron, me.
This morning parked the bike in the usual spot nothing out of the ordinary, went to work as a normal. On leaving I discover the whole road has had it’s top level of tarmac removed…plus I can’t see my bike. Getting closer I see ‘parking suspended’ signs everywhere, and a scooter on the pavement. Thankfully the workmen moved the bike onto the pavement rather than getting it removed (otherwise i’d have to figure out how the f*ck to get it back.) Can’t believe I missed all the signs this morning…
The ride home then was fine - a few cars pulling out nothing really dangerous, then about 5 minutes before getting home, I come upon some traffic queues, so I start to filter, at this double roundabout normally everyone goes straight and so there’s a queue that forms, but there’s a right hand turn lane - so often I go on the right side of the queue to filter, today the queue was moving slowly, so i’m going up the right, just as i’m nearly past him he’s going for the right lane (legitimately indicator and everything) - so I blip the throttle to get around him. Totally muppet for overtaking at the point…
Not my finest hour today.