Rubbish ride in this morning. It would appear that everyone in North London has decided to go on holiday in the morning rush-hour.
That’s sensible, isn’t it? Pack your car full of kids and luggage, then contribute to a 15-mile traffic jam on the North Circular. That’ll get you to Bognor bloody Regis a LOT quicker.
And while you’re at it, could you make sure you spend a bit more time turning around to smack and shout at your snot-nosed children, thus drifting across two lanes of the road when it finally does clear? Please don’t forget to call me a “w**ker” when I beep my horn at you for nearly hitting me while you do it, will you? Cheers.
Oh, and to the rider of the silver Fazer - offsiding traffic islands, leaning on your horn and bouncing your engine off the rev limiter to get cars to move out of your way while filtering isn’t exactly polite, now is it?
Cough cough. I am glad to still have my licence, nevermind the bike! 20 days since a little Gatso when flashitty flash on the A15 to Sunny Scunny… Hope you get something sorted soon!
