More Chuck Norris

Off-topic
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Downloaded a Chuck Norris app for my Android phone and found a few gems…

‘They once made a Chuck Norris brand of toilet paper but it was a complete disaster because it doesn’t take sh*t from no one.’

'This just in, the legendary actor / martial artist Chuck Norris was shot in the back of the head at 7:12pm pacific time by an alleged “Steven Segal fan”.

We now go live to the hospital where the bullet is said to be in a “critical” condition’

‘Chuck Norris’ daughter lost her virginity. He got it back’

:smiley:

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There used to be a webpage you could go to, and each time you refreshed the page there was another chuck norris saying like the ones you quoted.

I think someone did one for Vin Diesel too.

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This one?

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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http://www.chucknorrisfactoids.com/

That one is better, and less irritating.

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Wierd… for almost no reason at all Chuck came into conversation the other day… anyways…

a quote from some Chuck website…

‘Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris’.

That is all.

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PMSL :smiley: