Why is it so difficult to find a job that doesnt include weekends when i want to play with my bike…
Im still trying to find a job where its well paid and that i don`t have to turn up.
What kind of job are you looking for?
I thought you were a plumber…
I am but i still have to turn up to get paid.
Do you have a business card - You sound good 
I get paid to eat, its a real chore 
I WANT YOUR JOB!!!
Me first for Joolz job, as i`ve had more experiance in eating than you.
and she still looks god damn sexy, where do u put all that food you must have hollow legs
id be like a ballon if i got paid to eat
I have a high metabolism thankfully, plus lots of sex helps 
Well there’s no arguing that 
/me blatters ginger all over with a bloody splintered cricket bat.
Down boy!