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blimey!!! concentrate on the NOW sweetheart

well it has been said on many occasions i have away with words… its also been said that im full of sh*t its whatever way you interprate it…

Anyone want the rest of this coke???

Rememeber Ginge get her on the Pill ASAP having sex with a jonny is like eating a mars bar with the wrapper on…

Now your sounding like the Ginger of old…

its no good till they can smell the desperation

He he!

One day mate - someone will grab that can of coke out of the chiller - give it a shake and before you know it the contents of the can is all over the place…

STOP THAT!!!
It’s a family show… well, was!

in about two seconds…

What have I done?

You get a can of coke - shake it up and that’s what happens…

…some people have got vivid imaginations I can tell you

i heard that if you shake it half hour before you actually use the “coke” it doesnt go everywhere as quick

Really? what sort of one in the bank so to speak…

flats so when we gonna see you with a girlfriend

but will it be one of these

or these

or this woman

or this cute woman

yeah but ive heard thats how long it takes you to c** anyway

yeah thats it!!!

Crikey!

Ginge use the PC rite mate i cant see anything although its just gonna be your wanking material again…

That’s a clever idea - although I suspect if you fizz it to much it just goes flat…

and doesnt come back to life…

No resurrection…

…in a biblical sense…

Ginge youve surfaced, you had to come up for air sooner or later

anyway enoughs, enough get back in the fox hole mate and remember fire a few rounds off first before going into battle