Card’s behind the bar, newbie on the scene. What y’all having?
I’m gonna open with a pint of kronenbourg followed by a round of tequila stuntmen. For the uninitiated a stuntman is as follows:
Take one/several hundred shot(s) of tequila
Some salt
Some lemon
Sound familiar? Maybe the method will differ from what you’re familiar with?
Moisten the top part of your hand and place salt liberally over the moistened skin. Snort the salt up the nose (just like it’s Columbian’s finest), down the shot in one gulp and squirt the lemon in your eye.
poke poke n SmacK with the newbie crutches 