A young man married a beautiful woman
who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to
“Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin”. “What?” said the puzzled groom,
“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” "Well…
Husband#1 was a Sales Representative;
he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services;
he was never really sure how it was suppose to function;
but he said he’d look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services;
he said that everything checked out diagnostically
but he just couldn’t get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing;
even though he knew he had the order,
he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer,
he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art-method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration;
he thought he knew how but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing;
although he had a product,
he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was… God I miss him.
“But now that I’ve married you, I’m so excited”. “Wonderful”, said the husband, "but why? You’re with the “GOVERNMENT”… This time I know I’m gonna get screwed
