Doh! Wrong place! Blame the wine. 
Amazing, you posted this nearly 12 hours ago and nobody has chipped in with any smutty innuendos 
Mr Zhang does helpfully give any wannabe Panda biters some handy tips :
“I bit the panda on its back but its fur was too thick,” Mr Zhang recalled.
Next time, go for his balls Mr Zhang, go for his balls . . . . Pandas see, they are just like big furry traffic wardens
See the teeth on that thing?
And he bit it???
It’s like firing a pea shooter at someone holding a bazooka…
mad
Lol!!
“I bit the panda on its back but its fur was too thick,” Mr Zhang recalled.
you’re missing the point
the dude had 4 draught beers…what a fooking lightweight.
, a cheap date then!
i hope the panda’s BEARing up after his ordeal…
jester smiled.
dear oh dear
Panda looked pissed!
Don’t PANDA top his ego Lou…
A pun too far…It’s an early bath for you son…
