Got this one by e-mail: 
>Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and
kept
>the
>same tag-line…
>
>Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
>
>Tesco Condoms - every little helps
>
>Nike Condoms - Just do it.
>
>Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
>
>Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
>
>KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
>
>Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
>
>Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
>
>Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
>
>Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
>
>Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
>
>Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
>
>Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
>
>Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
>
>FCUK condoms - no comment required.
>
>Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where’s the pain.
>
>Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
>
>Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
>
>Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
>
>Renault condoms - size really does matter!
>
>Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
>
>Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
>
>Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please)
>
>Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
>
>Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
>
>AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
>
>Pepperami condoms - it’s a bit of an animal
>
>Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
>
>The Manchester United Condom… One Yank and your whole world falls
apart
