made me laugh

A Smartie was walking down the road one summers day went into his local pub and said “I am the hardest sweet in town anyone who wants a fight come outside”

No moved so the Smartie ordered a pint and sat at a table near the window,

Out of the corner of his eye he spotted a Locket walking down the street,
the Smartie hid under the table,

The locket walked in to the pub and anounced “I am the hardest sweet in town any one who wants a fight come outside” again no one moved so the locket ordered a pint drank it and walked out.

The Samrtie then crawled from under the table… the landlord said to him “I thought you said you were the hardest sweet in town”…

the smartie dusted himselve down and said "Yeah but those Lockets are menthol !

i gave a large groan

but then decided i should put this in the ‘what made me smile’ thread…cos it did…

but im easily pleased

rofl