corny… but amusing none the less
the whiff of mouldy “ham” actor is mingling nicely with the warm sick I’ve just burped up all over my keyboard… hobbit loving D&D dice rolling goth romantics eat your heart out… as for me that’s probably the first reason I’ve ever come across to NOT visit New Zealand… don’t profilerate this sort of sappy sacharrine filth, its bad for their tourist board, if you insist on dressing up in Purple Velvet, calling yourself things like tree earth marzipan and lookin weepy pathetic and slightly floral near waterfalls, do it in your own time…
Of course it’s staid and corny.
Sterk off you moany old bastard. I’m sure NZ arilines (or whatever) apologises to you for trying to lighten the mood on what is usually a boring and relatively pointless part of the flying process.
Goth romantics - WTF!?
if you don’t see the correlation between shoe-gazing, velvet loving patchouli smelling goth hippy types and the romantic mysticism of Tolkiens’ nature fantasy earthy honesty bullsh!T you probably shouldn’t post this tripe in the first place.
I bet you’re one of those folk who look slightly bewildered when older people say things like “Orwell would turn in his grave” when each successive **** storm of the tw@t adoration orgy that is Big Brother vomits its way into the TV schedule in between countless commercials for beauty products made out of cows arses and Australian wine that’s a combination of Ribena and child’s urine…
Moany old twats make you young turds the young turds you are… you can’t be who you are, without the urge to rebel against us, so like yin and yang, god and the devil… you CAN’T exist without a moany old **** like me… in fact you DON’T exist unless I say so… so on that note, I’d like to launch my, popular new"Handcuff a miserable old BAstard to a trendy young waste of oxygen like you" campaign in an effort to get you little sh!ts to learn a little respect, whilst showing us moany old bastards that you aren’t just thieving little shitty mindless turds with no purpose whatsoever, and that the society we tried so hard to steal from OUR parents, isn’t wasted on you…
Keeping up so far cnutny? Good
Been Sterk’d have you… and pull your jeans up… if they’re round your arse, we can see your skid marks and if you ever wondered why you can’t get laid… that’s probably a BIG part of it… girls don’t like looking at your **** streaked kaks, even if you did pay Calvin Klein a stupidly extortionate amount of money for a bit of white cotton you frickin div!
Come back when you fancy, 
(And by the way… if you’re takin this personally, you’re missin the point)
Apparently something like 12% of British people have never been abroad and 25% have never travelled beyond Europe ,that’s about 15 million people. Only about 3,000 emigrated to New Zealand last year. I guess the number of people going on holiday there is probably in the thousands too. Which is a massive relief as it means not many poor souls would have had to watch that…:hehe:
Don’t worry Tobes, I don’t take it personally, I know Shane is the only one who really means it.
I know it’s just the ball-aching bitterness that people of our age (yes, our age, I’m 40+) share that is shredding through your usual golden-oldie, Werther’s stained coating to get back at what you see parading around you, taunting you, the young. They’re just so…young and…happy and bloody young! With their ‘X Factor’ and ‘Big Brother’ and ‘Skinz’ drinking and fvcking and going to ‘Uni’ bah!
And then they have the absolute gall to protest that they aren’t getting they school fees paid or that they want trainers from one of the countless bullshit sports megastores that sprung up where Woolies used to be. Fuk!
In my day…
"It’s a stinking world because there’s no law and order anymore! It’s a stinking world because it lets the young get on to the old, like you done. Oh, it’s no world for an old man any longer. What sort of a world is it at all? Men on the moon, and men spinning around the earth, and there’s not no attention paid to earthly law and order no more. "
Burgess also turns.
Old fart in disguise! Ha! Outted!
Stop wasting your breath antagonising me… ZImmer Up, let’s skinz (he he see what I did there) them alive…
Never fear fellow old git. The things I 've forgotten about making the girls go cross-eyed couldn’t be written in a dozen books… cos no one has worked out how to vocalise that sort of filth yet… besides its all made up anyway
I have no jealousy of yooth, I’ve always believed that you are as old as you feel inside which makes me a twelve year old with a hell of a nasty jaded bitter streak. That said, the next best thing is to live harder faster and cooler than they do, so it gives me great pleasure to be more of a self-absorbed, arse crack showing, infantile thrill seeker, than anyone I have met or might meet under the age of 25… call me a keyboard warrior by Sunday night, fine, but dammed if Tuesday isn’t the new black and Thai Ladyboys haven’t even contemplated the kind of deabuchery I consider “basic courtesy” at the kind of parties I frequent.
Hehe. Bow to the former Ed. shadow I cast, lowly LB article submitter thou!
Yea, I’m ahead of you there, why do you think I’m trying to start again in BCN?
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I blame the internet.
Feck the lot o’ yer! I’ve liked bacon since before you were born!
Wow - that’s one expensive health and safety video!
nah, they were all desperate actors who’d do ANYTHING to get a proper brand name client on their CV instead of the usual "Denny’s Pizza House, Waitier (in between jobs) entries… '
im sure having to turn off devices due to interference is an old wives tail