Lost phone

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Well have you ever done it??? Have you?:DLost your mobile…Spend the next hour and a half looking for it. (I had it on silent. Doh!) :hehe:

Went out shopping. Left phone at home. I know I did!!! Honest:). Got back, thought I’d just better check the phone. Gone… Big empty space where I know I left it. I mean I just know it was there, but no, gone. Quick look around kitchen and front room, nope, not there. Better check house for signs of break in. The fact it hasn’t been trashed is a Huge clue… but you have to check any way. Nope.

Right…Where did I last have it. Trace steps from there. Back into kitchen where I had left it. NOT THERE! AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHH slight panic now. Sh1t, where the fuggin’ hell is it. Rant, rave. Pull out sofa and chairs, checking them (just in case). Clear away washing (been waiting for 5 days) just in case it had fallen in to the pile. Nope. Starting to swear at everything now!!! :crazy:B4stard! Check fridge. Why? Don’t ask me, but you never know!!! Same with the oven. Swear at dog and the goldfish swims around it’s tank sniggering to itself. “What’ve you done with it? you water breathing orange freak!!!” “Tell me or I’ll fart in your tank!!” At this point the missus has descretely disappeared.

Check upstairs, in the bathroom, bedroom, spare room that you never venture into. Turn the front room upside down. Again. Turn kitchen upside down again.

Now, I know, I mean, I honestly know that I never took the phone out with me. The missus comes in “Is this what you are looking for?” “It was in the car”

Not fair, really not fair. I never took it with me…Honest:w00t::Whistling:

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:smiley:

oh had many of those moments!.
feckin’ phones!.

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This all sounds familiar.

Now don’t start me on credit card, bike keys, and the like.

I’m mostly organised but just once in a while…

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Keys…House keys.:smiley: they have legs…I’m sure they do and I’ve not been eating the mouldy cheese again :w00t:

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Lost Mrs Jetstream once, found her under the car!

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my mate lost his phone at Brands BSB a few weeks ago.

Called it and met the bloke who found it. Lucky Lucky Lucky:D

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was at my first trackday 29th april at brands all excited did my first 20 min session went to get coffee my turn again ,can i find the key ? took leathers off emptied rucksack 4 times searched every where asked organisers to ask on tanoy looked every where no luck! gave up no more track time!! no spare key phoned mrs told her to pick me up walking past last garage there on top of wheelie bin was my key???/// how the hell did it get there

didnt care ment i got the rest of my tracktime :cool:

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<snicker>Don’t leave it in your bike next time…

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(as if I would…)