Little Johnny found this so interesting that he could not contain
Himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I
was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with
Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane…"
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such
an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for
suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it
tonight."!
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw
Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look
and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take
off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then
Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and
Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
Moral for women: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story
before you interrupt!!!
