whats wrong with a little stun gun???
or eggs…
I want one of those, now, i’m an x gunner in the RN so think i qualify to go on the back and shoot the sh1t outa the little Feckers 
oh go on please
hows about u ride and i’l go on the back an shoot cos i cant take pillions? i’m a mean shot with an air pistol and specialty is hitting moving targets, so reckon i’d be ok with a paintgun altho if we combine that idea with the idea of a mini stun gun, they’d be twitching rather than moving 
but that would kinda take the fun out of it tho i reckon 