# Light afternoon humour

**URL:** <https://londonbikers.com/t/light-afternoon-humour/79018>\
**Category:** Off-topic\
**Created:** [6 May 2009 18:58 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/light-afternoon-humour/79018 "2009-05-06T18:58:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![suziC](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@suziC](https://londonbikers.com/u/suziC)\
**Post date:** [6 May 2009 18:58 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/light-afternoon-humour/79018/1 "2009-05-06T18:58:13Z")

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IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude’.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed…‘YES! YES! I WON, I WON!’

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she roll?’

The other answered, ‘I don’t know - I thought you were watching.’

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,  
not all blondes are dumb,  
but all men…are men

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**Author:** ![PompeyTim](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/p/c67d28/32.png) [@PompeyTim](https://londonbikers.com/u/PompeyTim)\
**Post date:** [6 May 2009 23:21 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/light-afternoon-humour/79018/2 "2009-05-06T23:21:32Z")

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Ha ha ha very good… 😃

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**Author:** ![Hegerty](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/0ea827/32.png) [@Hegerty](https://londonbikers.com/u/Hegerty)\
**Post date:** [7 May 2009 10:14 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/light-afternoon-humour/79018/3 "2009-05-07T10:14:09Z")

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might try that myself!pmsl

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**Author:** ![blade1](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@blade1](https://londonbikers.com/u/blade1)\
**Post date:** [7 May 2009 10:17 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/light-afternoon-humour/79018/4 "2009-05-07T10:17:59Z")

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ha ha, nice one babes…i must be doing it wrong…can stand in front of the tv completely nude, and just get told to move my fat ass out the way of the footie !!! 😛

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**Author:** ![r6babe](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@r6babe](https://londonbikers.com/u/r6babe)\
**Post date:** [7 May 2009 11:50 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/light-afternoon-humour/79018/5 "2009-05-07T11:50:44Z")

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:laugh::laugh:

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**Author:** ![RobC](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/e9a140/32.png) [@RobC](https://londonbikers.com/u/RobC)\
**Post date:** [7 May 2009 12:28 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/light-afternoon-humour/79018/6 "2009-05-07T12:28:44Z")

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> ## **blade (07/05/2009)**
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> ha ha, nice one babes…i must be doing it wrong…can stand in front of the tv completely nude, and just get told to move my fat ass out the way of the footie !!! 😛

That’s because your next door’s were the 70 yr old gay lives!! 😃

Very funny :hehe::hehe:

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**Author:** ![fbpaul](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/65b543/32.png) [@fbpaul](https://londonbikers.com/u/fbpaul)\
**Post date:** [8 May 2009 09:48 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/light-afternoon-humour/79018/7 "2009-05-08T09:48:25Z")

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PMSL:D