Hi…I’m a blah blah blah, pour yerselves a drink/card behind the bar etc…
& I’d just like to add that I’m so excited to be here
Right, assume thats the daft formalities over with, and hope i dont have to buy a retro Triumph, Sam Brown or shiney scooter to view these hallowed halls
Hello and Welcome Melons watch out for the big stick! and i’ll have a rum and coke thank you very much
hiya and welcome 
Hi and welcome to the LBs
Ian
Welcome! and all that malarky 
Welcome to LB Melons
poke, poke, poke n SLAP with da newbie stick 
Ill have a JD neat, thanks
Da Artist
Sorry melons, too slow to stop Da Artist from getting to you with that newbie stick of his.
Welcome, and can you tell me what’s the problem with a retro Triumph…? (apart from permanent oil leaks)
Hey Melons, welcome to LB! Hope to see you at our Brazen meet…
welcome dude
Hello and welcome, mines a gin and bitter lemon please…
Hello… and mine is a large sparkling H2O no lemon
98 ron for me please…
ermm welcome to gsxr.com…
Welcome Aboard !! 
Hi there
Welcome to LB
poke poke with the newbie stick
Welcome
AJ!
I can tell already, your gunna fit in.
Welcome aboard and look forward to meeting ya,
Alow
melons… Welcome to LB… I’ll have a mineral water please 
LOL
Retro trumpet not required. Welcome
A warm welcome…
welcome melons
