In response to a recent comment made on the “Most Handsome Guys on LB” thread, where Dannyboy & Judge Jools thought it amusing to poke fun at the eligability for some LBers to join Saga, we are proud to present “The LB Saga Massive”
Not content with being the founder member of the Cueball Massive, we now invite fellow over 50s to come out of the closet and join this elite group:)
Julie claims she is not yet eligable!
We plan to organise short (not more than 300 mile) rideouts for cream teas and enough bends to bring it up on the way home.
Longer rides in the planning include:-
Porto on the ****.
Western Scotland highlights and lowlife.
Rio for a Brazilian and a quick nip and tuck (members only this is a long ride and not pleasant when you get there)
Eastbourne-the long way round ( Dover for the continent, Eastbourne for the incontinent as the BR posters used to say!)
Any nubile LBers fancying a bit of oldie action will be welcome to join in our events if they can take the pace and are willing to help us mount…
Gladly 7 years to early for me but have been accused of Granny Grabbing so might rock up with a Zimmer, pessary and bag to offer moral if not surgical support to the next Alzhiemers run…thats if you lot dont have a senior moment and forget why your dressed up leather.
in the spirit of things and to support you all we could convert a van into a mobile toilet for you, it could be a bit of a trek between rest stops, your bladders probably aren’t what they used to be. :P;)
