We have no experience (but would love refer your problems to our secret agony aunt and in order to have a giggle at your expense.
No privacy guarenteed.
Bring it on:D
Just back out on the strets, need ajob and somwere to live. hope LB CAN HELP ME
PM sent, hope it helps
Its a lovely day and no one wants to come for a blast, i just cant understand why.
HELP!!! :rolleyes:
Could just be the`re all at work? Try using the power of positive thought.:doze:
I canât scratch my left elbowâŠ
not everyone is at work
:dose:
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Am I wrong coz this made me chuckle ??
Glad to see spirits are high John 
Dear Bitch,
I have trouble making friends. Why the f**k is this?
Could be because you ride a BMW? Try decorating it ready for the festive season, wouln`t help you get friends but will while away a few lonely hours.
Iâve just spat tea all over my keyboard ya bastid:P:D:D:D
LOL :D, did you not keep it?
Iâve got the left one, itâs my right arm I lostâŠitâs the lack of anything to scratch it with thatâs the problem, and try as I might I canât quite get my left hand to reach:)
I know a bloke that had his left arm amputated he kept it (had it frozen), he wanted to get it plasticised and use it for a back scratch. Couldnât find anyone to do it thoâ. He got a prosthetic one made and a pal airbrushed it with japanese sleeve - it looks good.
Do you get the âphantomâ itches?
I can still move my right thumb, and I get itches on my right palmâŠ
Stick a brush to a table and then use the brush to scratch your elbow withâŠ
im hungry but my dog has eaten all the biscuits in her bowl, what should I do ?
Iâm horny and they get in the wayâŠwhat shall I doâŠ
Dear LB Agon Aunts,
I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.
My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs.
Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death.
I love this girl very much and want to marry her.
My problem is this:
Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft?
Sincerely, Frenchy
Dear LB Agony Aunts,
Apparently this is a genuine letter to an âagony auntâ
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancĂ©eâs mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ⊠then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to
deal with this situation.
I headed straight out the front door⊠There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he
congratulated me on passing their little test.
Abby, should I tell my fiancĂ©eâ what her parents did, and that I thought their âlittle testâ was asinine and insulting to my character?
OrâŠshould I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?