Ello Dad, How ya doing you old git 
it has been a while, welcome back 
Sooo whos in the other corner?? :Whistling: 
IN THE WORDS OF THE GORDEN RAMSEY SAY TA TAY… FUK ME …
What in the world is my Mushka doing here …still …jesus christ woman…the photo,s ive been seeing of you…corrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…yum…
“Aint had a pull on the strength yet” !!..promise !!..NOT !!
he lies…the barro lies …
HA HA HA HA HA
Your looking fudging yumski…x
Oi Timbo and the Milleman…Drinks are on the Bazza !!!
SMILED…what can I say…I fuggin love ya…that should do it !!!
people…fantastic to be back…superb to hear from old skool…wheres me skinny mate topgooner…you know …the one that looks like he needs a good sunday dinner !!!
love and luck from Barro !!..x
Oh yeah…I knew there was someone to bash up !!!
You Saucy Cow…
Love and Luck to ya Sweet !!..x x x x x
Oi Oi…hello me dears…long time…get ya tats out for the boys…x x x x x
OH MY THE MASTER HAS RETURNED!!
One presumes all will be graced with your presence at the chrimbo party?
there ya go…didnt take me long to get the hang of being a lb,er again…kissy kissy waspy…big wet one right on the button…lol…phwooooooooarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!! x x x
I told you all we should have moved house while he was away.
Welcome back mate!!!
I rekon you own money to someone and were waiting for him to died before showing your face again… 
HELLO MATE HOWS THINGS?
Hey stranger, long time. Bolli on you this year
Aaaaah , my secret’s out
Welcome back bruv , don’t make it too long before that fuggin beer gets here !!
Bell me for a cheeky wet one ( or two ) - got no fuggin job so may as well ‘ave a bit of lunchtime drinking wiv mi ol’ mucka 