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Little Johnny on Good Manners

The teacher asked Michael, “If you were on a date, having dinner with
a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the
rest room?”

“Just a minute, I have to go pee”, he said.

The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite.

What about you? Paul, how would you say it?

“I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I’ll be right

The teacher responded, “That’s better, but it’s still not very
mannerly to say the word ‘bathroom’ at the table.”

“And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and
show us your good manners.”

I would say: “Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you’ll get to
meet after dinner.”

The teacher fainted.

Hehehehe, very good!

Nice one TC!

very good…

hahahha! very good


LOL… Very good!