So, MatboySlim, I_duddits and Metz went for a lads week end to Amsterdam.
They spend a couple of days going to “coffee shops”, bars, clubs … Really living it up. At the end of the Sunday, they where strolling through the red light district and MBS goes “we really should try one of the brothels before we go, but I’ve got almost no cash left”
I_duddits: “Me neither, but hell, lets go in and see what we can get”
“Cool” says Metz, “I’ll go first”
So he steps up to the Madam: “I’ve only got €20 left, what can I get for that?”
The madam smiles sweetly, and says, “no problem, go through that door and ask Charmell for the €20 ‘dissert’”.
10 mins later, Metz comes out with a big smile on his face. The others ask what happened?
“Oh!” says Metz, “she took my pants down, put a ring of pineapple over my dick, then whipped cream… Then she ate it! - Wow”
“Great,” says MBS “My turn - Lets see what can I get for €25?”
12 mins later, MBS comes out with a Huge smile on his face. The others ask what happened?
“Wow!” says MBS, “she took my pants down, put Two rings of pineapple over my dick, then whipped cream, then cherries… Then she ate it! - Mmmmm”
“OK!,” says I_duddits “I’ve got €30. This has got to be good!”
20 mins later, I_duddits comes out with a look of sublime bliss on his face. The others ask what happened?
In Silance, I_duddits just looked at them, glazed over eyes, smiling from ear to ear, unable to talk.
After a cigarette, and another 10 mins, he finally manages to talk: “she took my pants down, put Three rings of pineapple over my dick, then whipped cream, then cherries, then chocolate source, then Brandy… It looked so good, I ate it my self.”