jokes for you boys and girls

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

Hope you had a laugh


Oh no! Silly cow! lol

I bet she knew exactly what she was doing!

You can right there Paivi! Some ‘blonds’ use it in their advantage only to take a piss out of us! Never becouse they are blond! Never…


I am gald you guys had a laugh

I am sure you knew what she was doing

Paivi - Have you sorted your motor out. Is it starting ok now?

LOL, nice one TopCat!

Had a good try today but they didn’t have a courtesy bike for me, so will try again tomorrow. They’ll strip it into pieces to find out what the problem is. Can’t wait, as tired of jumpstarting it every time I want to get on my bike.