Joke of the day

On a chain of beautiful islands in the middle of nowhere, the following
people are stranded on a deserted island:

Two Italian men and one Italian woman;

Two French men and one French woman;

Two German men and one German woman;

Two Greek men and one Greek woman;

Two English men and one English woman;

Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman;

Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman;

Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman;

Two Irish men and one Irish woman;

Two American men and one American woman.

One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.

The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese have opened a convenience store, restaurant, laundry, and have made the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their enterprise.

The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few litres of coconut whiskey. However, they are satisfied because the English aren’t having any fun.

The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her mother is the root of all her problems and why didn’t they bring a damn cell phone so she could call 911 and get them all rescued off this Godforsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.

hahahaha! Funy European version of human liasons! If it was from Brazil no way all this girls would still still faithfull after a while in this island… We would want all of them!!!

“The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.”

Im not sure im English…

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; For example…

  1. Freezer Bags – They are Male, because they hold everything
    in, but you can see right through them.

  2. Copiers – They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

  3. Tyres – Male, because it goes bald and it’s often over-inflated.

  4. Hot Air Balloon – Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there’s the hot air part.

  5. Sponges – female because they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.

  6. Web Page – Female, because it’s always getting hit on.

  7. Subway – Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

  8. Hourglass – Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

  9. Hammer – Male, because it hasn’t changed much over the last 5 ,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.

  10. Remote Control – Female… Ha! You thought it’d be male.
    But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.