JOKE: DIE ANOTHER DAY

A doctor says to his patient: “I have bad news and worse news.”
“Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies: “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That’s terrible,” says the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies: “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

lol:)

:smiley: