A biker dies and goes to heaven, on arrival he’s met by St Peter who says that as he’s lived such a good life on earth he can choose his reward in heaven.
The man thinks long and hard about his future and says to St Peter,
I want to ride a motorcycle for eternity.
St peter grants his wish and gives him the most amazing bike, fast, sleek, sexy. . The ultimate speed machine. (probably a honda)
And off he goes around heaven, over hills through villages and the bike handles perfectly
Topping speeds over 200mph .he truly is in heaven.
Then suddenly whilst riding down the road a man in a white robe and a big white beard driving a big police car, pulls him over, he stops and the man says to him ’Ive seen you riding too fast through the village, overtaking on corners, pulling wheelies and being down right bloody reckless.
I’ve got no choice but to ban you from ever riding a bike in heaven again.’
The man is gutted
and goes to see St Peter, he explains what happened and asks how, if this was his reward, this has happened.
St Peter sighs …’well you know God, he thinks he’s traffic!!’ 
