Jodie Marsh

Ill be the stand in boobs if one of the other girls can do the body and tan…

can’t do the body or tan, I’m pasty and will be wearing clothes

damn ermmm spray tan?

scratch that, I’ll be wearing a full rain suit … summer … don’t ya love it

my legs are brown but will be hidden under biking troos!

you got to admit the stories are getting better by the week

last week did she have the flu or summat? but was still able to appear on big brothers big mouth?

she has got some great pics tho on her myspace

next weeks excuse…

Dear Londonbikers…

my best freinds daughters husband know this guy who seeing this girl who has an aunty said she saw this boy who has a brother and he said that he heard a rumour that Jodie Marsh will not attend BMM due to her visor rattling while 5 mins out the door on route to the BMM…sorry…

whad’ya reckon……ide buy it!!!

smiled.

Maybe you should promise her a flash of your old leathers…

Then I reckon she will come

yep hit nail on the head

I reckon it will be another Runny Nose…Flu or something

hopefully the sun will be out next week then!

ah well at least im coming! yay!

Oo said anything about bike glove, cos of the sh|te/cold weather she gonna wrap up warm including gloves etc.

Celebs dont do themselves any favours , do they? lol

Come on lads, our ladies are much more interesting than miss Jodie!!!

Oh no!! what am i to do…boo bloody hoo.

mrs marsh

Just thinking about the odds for next week then. How about 2-1, hell at this rate, what about 20-1 she does not turn up and maybe, just maybe, there is more to her not turning up than just last minute things (this is not a bet for anyone to take up as the only money you would get from me would be some I made on photoshop that morning ).

Also, can anyone from the high and leading post up why, if she is that interested in meeting people from here would she not post or one of her people post information on here?

what a crock of ****.

I’ll bring her down on my bike