Some of you may be unaware that our Jay is a bit of a wheeler dealer on the side.
He buys and sells just about anything and usually makes a killing.
Recently it all went Pete Tong, and our hero was left with 50 crates of lemons on his hands.
Foxy was beside herself… “Kin 'ell Jay, what are we gonna do, I’ve done my best but I can’t drink anymore G&T” (HIC)
“Hang on” Jay said. “I have a cunning plan” he continued, wiggling his eye brows in the manner that made Roger Moore a household favourite.
“What we’ll do is cut them in half and take them to the Ally Pally show. Just before we take a picture of a show girl, we’ll give them a half-lemon to suck on.”
“That’s a brilliant idea!” Exclaimed Foxy.
Jay spent the next 4 hours cutting lemons , while Foxy slept off 18 liters of gin.
The plan was of-course a success. Here’s the proof!
http://londonbikers.com/galleries/img.aspx?u=9e079b13-4b3c-4fb0-9a6d-af158ca6b594
You’re mad, Pete! Please don’t change!
you are off your rocker Pete.