I've Won £500k

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I got an email yesterday (note the 22nd of july 2008) to say I played an online game on the 24th of july 2008??? and I won £500k

All I have to do is provide them with all my details and they will promptly rob my account!!

idiots why when they send these do they not even put any thought into the dates they are writing.

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It’s the new pre-crime, havent you heard! :smiley:

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Well done can you spare me a fiver.

The end of the month seems so far away :hehe:

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I’ll let you know, depends on if they leave me with anything once I give them my bank details.

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are youi sure this is legit? oops i misread it.:smiley:

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The scary thing is some people still fall for these scams

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i sent off 5k last week to a kindly fellow in nigeria, but i m gonna be quids in when he sends me back my 5million.

i think i m the real winner here! :smiley:

j.

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good to see the criminals are going more pro-active on crime!!!

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I got one from “Katalina” who looked a very nice young thing in her bikini top and shorts…with long hair etc etc…telling me that she got my email address and “just wanted to let me know that she will be there for me and hopes that im looking for company like she is”…:w00t: She said shes sorry her english is not very good but she wanted me to know that i was what she was looking for, for company and “long life together” where we can “maybe be together like a family for years”…:w00t: And she hoped i would email her back as she was “waiting for me”…:w00t::w00t::w00t:

blimey…have i been sleepwalking/typing on my laptop at night or something ??? :wink:

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perhaps you are the real winner, see love can blossom on the internet, or perhaps shes after a green card!!

j.

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:w00t::w00t: Would be good but i dont DO girl on girl action !! (not unless i do it in my sleep like i said !!! ) :w00t::w00t:

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perhaps your sub conscious is trying to tell you something.

j.

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I had an email from a guy who works in the bank of Africa, saying that their is an account with 1.2 million sitting in it and if it doesn’t get transferred to a foreign account soon it will be taken by the bank as unclaimed funds. He said that i just need to send him my bank details so that he can send it to me and then we can split it.

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I read that and thought…Damn…Hot Blonde Lesbo Duo:D

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lol

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Hey Blade . . . you leave my lovely Katalina alone . . ! :stuck_out_tongue:

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In the words of janet jackson…

oh you nasty boys …:stuck_out_tongue: