Does anyone have any little tricks I could do to the man due to be married?, nothing too drastic or permanent though :Whistling:
Pull his chair away as he’s about to sit down.
A sign saying ‘kick me’ sellotaped to his back.
I’ve already done those to him when we were in school 
Thinking of paying to have a half naked midget man follow him around all night
Nah you want to save that one for the wedding reception 
What’s the dress code for the do? Is it the whole weekend or just an evening?
It’s all weekend… Friday to Sunday, apart from having to dress to get into a few clubs that’s it really.
Big bird costume - tell him everyone has to dress up, and he is the only one that does.
Biking gear theme, leather trousers, someone else provides, has no backside in the trousers.
Depends where you are going, sure there are some activities that you are doing, there are lots of things that can be sabotaged - without it being dangerous or life threatening.
Food - sabotage the salt / pepper pot etc…
More details more things that can be suggested.
If in a hotel, you could always put his room in the lift
no…no…no…!!!..
cut the arse out of every pair of trousers he takes with him…and if he buys new…then do the same to them…:w00t:
or…cut one leg higher than the other…and the same to his shirts…one arm hight than the other…tis good fun…
god…were do i come out with this crap…:D.
smiled:).
Wax strips.
Chilli powder in his underwear.
Take a p*ss in his luggage before you go (pretty bad that one)
Industrial clingfilm, wrap him up naked like a worm, then send him down in the lift to reception (oh, and you can put some chilli in there too, that REALLY burns)
Veet hair removal cream when he’s sleeping
Get some charity shop clothes for him. What I mean is… a nice tweed jacket, velour trackie bottoms, flowery silk shirt, and some nice slip-ons! Then he won’t really stand out for being a stag, more of a knob. :w00t:
Jet 1?
This calls for a few Jaegerbombs and a one way ticket to Edinburgh;)
On my last one we swapped all his clothes for some womens clothes we bought down the charity shop - he ended up looking just like his mum! He went along with it and put make up on etc - best to check with the clubs your gonna be going in 1st though to make sure they’ll let him in if your gonna dress him up or anything.
Im just soooo glad im single sometimes
haha, there quality… was thinking of getting him a stripper, a really drop dead gorgeous one to undess him, put cream on him, etc… but then for her to undress and reveal that she is actually a he! :D:D:)
Shave his all his body hair… maybe not his eyebrows or head (depends when the wedding is and if it’ll have time to grow back)!
Blow up man doll; has to take it everywhere with him.
I like the cutting his trousers and shirts thing… very funny!!
SOme of the stuff they did to my husband on his stag weekend was awful, lucky they were in Prague or they would have been arrested me thinks! :w00t:
Buy some of that chocolate bar laxative stuff and brownie mix, make some and remember not to eat anyNothing funnier that someone with the “trots” in a pub, the laff’s just get better every time he has to get up.
Why dont you rent a Smurf for the weekend and hand cuff them together , they have to eat , Sheet and sleep all cuffed up. Or you could do the reverse and rent a giant ?
Downside is you lot will need to pay for the smurf / giants food and beer all weekend !
http://www.rent-a-midget.com/about.htm
http://www.tinyentertainment.com/
P.S Im not in anyway being derogatory against midgets or anyone else !
here are some piccys from the last few i went on :
I could go on ! Hope you get some inspiration !
Get him hammered in a gay bar and when he passes out poke a condom(spit in it first!) in his ar5e with a pen and leave him to wake up and find it…We did this to a mate who beat the granny out of us when we finally told him what had happened…2 days later:w00t:
:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:
like your style bro;)…:laugh:
smiled:).