I've done away with Jetstream.

Off-topic
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So I decided to be kind and offered Jetstream a lift home from the LB party last night. I did explain that it was a hairdresser-on-a-budget car which would make it a tight squeeze especially with Mr Jetstream being so tall. We resolved that as it was dry, we would put the roof down so that Mr Jetstream didnt get a sore neck and Mrs Jetstream would be a tad less squashed.
I decided to go with the flow, switched off my sat nav and allowed Jetstream to navigate. He decided to take a scenic route which involved a load of A roads, a farm visit, scones at a secret members only cafe and another whole tank of petrol. Things started to get out of hand when the hip flask came out and the pair got more and more rowdy. Mr Jetstream decided it would be safer for him to stand up as his knees were seizing up and Mrs Jetstream was singing songs that got Mr Jetstream grooving with his arms flailing in the air.
I dont really know what happened but I saw a sign for a low bridge and took the turning. I was just hoping to scare him a bit so that he would sit down and shut up but I didn’t realise how drunk he was. I decapitated him! Julie was distraught so I gave her some chill pills from my doctors bag but the E numbers in all the coke I had drunk, made me calculate the dose incorrectly and I think she might have died too.
I panicked a bit so pushed them out of the car somewhere near Haverhill. I drove half way home and then felt guilty so tried to go back and find them. I couldn’t so was wondering if anyone on here would be willing to help…we could set off at noon from the ACE.
Please help…I am inconsolable!

PS - I did save their awards by taking them out of Mr Jetstreams coat pocket.

(I dont have a stocked doctors bag in my boot!)

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it’s only a decapitation…that’s a scratch.

:wink:

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possibly a flesh wound in the worst case. i wouldn’t bother going on a hunt for them probably bite your legs off:P

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The wild cats probably wouldve eaten them by now…

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Best. Post. Ever.

:w00t:

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:D:D:D

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Jetstream who? ;):Whistling:

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No loss their then. There advise to me was s**t.:w00t:

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yer who are mr and mrs Jetstream, i think you dreamed them up( to much coke )

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Well as it was me that suggested you put the roof down to fit everyone in does that make me an accomplice?!? :Whistling:

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:D:D:D:D

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If I can help in any way, please let me know.

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I do hope the old boy didn’t make too much mess of your car Anita;)

We’d be quite keen on recycling the two awards Jetstream won last night for next year’s party. Do you think the name will T-Cut out?;):smiley:

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And you have the front to call me a pikey?!? :stuck_out_tongue:

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Waste not, want not TimTim;)

Did you find your ride last night mate?

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I did thanks mate, aimlessly stood on the corner trying to figure out which way they went when Stace pulled up, result! :smiley:

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No change there then;):D:D

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In a strange way, I’ll miss him. (For Christ’s sake. Did I just type that?)

You may have seen the odd Forum debate, and with Jetstream you did get an odd Forum debate, between he and I, but they were nothing compared to the PM’s.

The man could always be depended apon for an out of left field pitch, partricularly when in Vino Veritas.

I don’t think a simple decapitation will stop that.

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I think today is not their lucky day , on top of being dead sombody has hacked into there lb membership and been logging on today. they have not been posting yet but everone needs to be aware that should jetstream posts start appearing they are really emmanating from the sick and unstable mind of the imposter and not from the recently deceaced.

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Seeing as nobody met me at noon, I went solo but sadly didn’t find any bodies that matched their descriptions.
I am planning on keeping the trophies if that’s okay Chunky as they look good on my mantelpiece.
Perhaps we can have a remembrance ride out in the new year!?!?!