It's not difficult...

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

  1. a friend
    > 2. a companion
    > 3. a lover
    > 4. a brother
    > 5. a father
    > 6. a master
    > 7. a chef
    > 8. an electrician
    > 9. a carpenter
    > 10. a plumber
    > 11. a mechanic
    > 12. a decorator
    > 13. a stylist
    > 14. a sexologist
    > 15. a gynecologist
    > 16. a psychologist
    > 17. a pest exterminator
    > 18. a psychiatrist
    > 19. a healer
    > 20. a good listener
    > 21. an organizer
    > 22… a good father
    > 23. very clean
    > 24. sympathetic
    > 25. athletic
    > 26. warm
    > 27. attentive
    > 28. gallant
    > 29. intelligent
    > 30. funny
    > 31… creative
    > 32. tender
    > 33. strong
    > 34. understanding
    > 35. tolerant
    > 36. prudent
    > 37. ambitious
    > 38. capable
    > 39. courageous
    > 40. determined
    > 41. true
    > 42. dependable
    > 43. passionate
    > 44. compassionate
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    > WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
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    > 45. give her compliments regularly
    > 46. love shopping!
    > 47. be honest
    > 48. be very rich
    > 49. not stress her out
    > 50 . not look at other girls
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    > AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
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    > 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    > 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    > 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
    >
    > IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: !
    >
    > 54. Never to forget:
    > * birthdays
    > * anniversaries
    > * arrangements she makes
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    > HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
    >
    > 1. Show up naked
    > 2. Bring food

Who needs food?

Just showing up is a start…

You obviously read my cv

show up naked?? bring food?? what is it a halloween party??

Only if you turn up naked… don’t forget that wide loads sign

I’ll bring a tub of vaseline to grease the door so we can get you through!

Have to strip the wallpaper to get you in!

There won’t be any wallpaper after we’ve removed the walls to get you in

  1. Show up naked

  2. Cold Beer in one hand

  3. Remote Control in other

  4. Say in a sultry voice =

“The Footballs on the other side Baby” !!

"Phwooooar "