It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want too!!

As we all know us bolkes hit 14 and stop growing up our toys become more exoensive and our girlfriends more demanding. So in fact you are only 14 again.

When I was 30 I got one of the best presents ever, a divorce.

Gooner, happy birthday, as one of the few LB members that seems to be under 30 I feel I should say this one thing-

HAHAHAHAHA!

Dan - girlfriends may get more demanding, but they also get more experienced