As we all know us bolkes hit 14 and stop growing up our toys become more exoensive and our girlfriends more demanding. So in fact you are only 14 again.
When I was 30 I got one of the best presents ever, a divorce.
Gooner, happy birthday, as one of the few LB members that seems to be under 30 I feel I should say this one thing-
HAHAHAHAHA!
Dan - girlfriends may get more demanding, but they also get more experienced 