Is it me?

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ummmm…:laugh:

smiled:D.

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sort of but it is just that wee bit different… boom boom, get it…ok ok i ll get my coat, im going…:stuck_out_tongue:

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See Stevie, if we had known each other then i could have helped you out!

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I think it’s good for your feet, that’s weeing in the shower not cleaning your teeth! :slight_smile:

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Just to ‘clarify’ this - a ‘hot and cold running toilet’ is a sink. Used to ‘receive’ waste liquid (No solids) in times of emergency (caught short). Not a practice I follow, however, I’ve both heard of it and seen it (in a night club) :pinch: This practice is not only a male preserve. An ex girl friend once told me that she went into the ladies, and as usual their was a q, one girl crosslegged hopped up onto the sink and relieved herself there!!! Anyway, how did we get onto toilet behaviour. I asked about the number of lady riders on LB compaired to male riders! :w00t:

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and we haven’t even progressed to farting yet

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Was gonna ask same question? how did we get on to toilet humour from asking how many women riders (or us that sit and pee, so nicely put RobC) :slight_smile: As for farting? WE dont do that…do we? :Whistling: i always thought it was the dog !!!

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bollox…if you ever meet blade never ever fall for her asking you too pull her finger!!!:blink:

smiled:).

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:P:D:P just read that !!! ha ha ha…just wait till ur little darling has its nappy changed !!! har har har…if its a boy? make sure your standing well in front of him (try leaning a bit nearer to him?)…:wink: and when he/she starts farting when your holding them??? nuff said !! You wont give a toss about whos pulled whos finger !! :stuck_out_tongue: Its a case of, where the hell does this little bundle of joy, keep all this stuff that smells like drains ???

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That’s only the half of it…How can something so small and sweet produce sush radioactive toxic waste :sick: That sh*t’s green! I had to use my ‘gas mask’ (S10 Resperator - for those in the know) to change a friends baby’s nappy once!!!

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Aah that will be the colic…poor thing !! green shite is a “normal” occurence…product of our crap food we eat and give our kids…as it usually happens when “normal” food is introduced :wink:

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Someone is a fan of Boothby Graffoe…

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Missed this thread before… some funny stuff on here.

Macomiam… nice one :sick:

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So we’ve discussed toilet habits… male and female toilet habits… different kinds of toilets… bottom habits… farting… the tricks to farting… pooh… different kinds of pooh… what causes these different kinds of pooh… ways of dealing with said pooh… :stuck_out_tongue:

But are we any closer to discovering the answer to the original post? :wink:

PS: My Grandad used to do the Pulling finger and farting trick… I would giggle for hours and never became bored of it :smiley:

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Ha ha, when my bro did that to me, i nearly cryed cos i thought hed done himself some damage it was that loud and i thought id done it to him !! (well we were only young, and my dad did his nut if a girl was to fart!) so when my bro said “here ju, pull my finger” i thought" dumbass, whats he want me to do that for, but i did it anyway, (as we girls do!) then the noise i heard frightened me !!! :P:D:P:D:P:D:PAnyway, what was the original question? something about more girls than men?..oh who cares :stuck_out_tongue: