Is Basil on LB?

Well, we believe he might be.

Brush or Fawlty?

Hatton Garden 

And we care about it why?

There’s a £20k reward for dobbing him in

I’d rather him keep it.
Basil, if you’re watching I hope you’re never found.

He’ll be watching all right.   Some time after we are though.  


What the deuce are you lot on about?!?! 

Ha ha ha, boom boom!

Given that all the other robbers were 60+ I’d say Mr J must be a contender…

You mean Deltree? Saw him, or his double, strolling across the harbour bridge last Wednesday

The right age group maybe … but not from Essex …