Irish Joke

This just got sent to me and made me chuckle:

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the
plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a
whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight
attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be
savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me, too,
I didn’t know we had a choice.” :smiley: