Invite to Arsenal end of Season dinner

Just been sent this, apologies to all gooners.

Ooh, that went down like a lead balloon with my Arsenal supporting colleague who spent £500 on a ticket to see his team lose in Paris…

that is absolutely fantastic!!! (me being a spurs supporter an’ all)!!!

but yes, went down as equally lead balloon like with my gooner colleagues! oh well, shame!!!

LOL… I will now send that to my brother… There’s nothing like rubbing salt in…

Heh, you think that is sad… my friend invited me over his place to watch the game. He is a Spurs fan, come to think of it I wonder why I call him a friend Anyway last time I was round there we stitched up the Italians so I thought its got to be lucky… Turned up and he had invited another season ticket holding Spurs fan. Had to sit there while these two numpties ran round the living room shouting when the two late goals went in

lol, i have sent it to my stepson and another friend!

Sorry Gooners, but I’m on the guest list for the VIP table with Flick!

All’s fair in love and war, but football is to the death,

At least T. Henry is staying…

Yeah done that. FA cup Quarterfinals a couple years back in the Clock end with the Newcastle fans. Couldn’t open me mouth once cos they don’t speak proper them norven monkeys and they’dve sussed me. Kind of makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up

hehe

PMSL! Excellent!

Loved the:

“NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.”