http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1279646,00.html
Some people!
Internet love??? If you can’t find it on e-bay it dont exist…and dont for get to check out the buyer satisfaction rating!!! 
lucky he made it back!.
He got a cheap holiday with the prospect of a bit of luuuurving, what’s he moaning about 
Few cuts and bruises will soon heal up 
evil baaaaaastids