On Sears hair dryer:
“Do not use while sleeping.” On a bag of Fritos:
“You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.” On a bar of Dial soap:
“Directions: Use like regular soap.” On a Swann frozen dinner:
“Serving suggestion: Defrost.” On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
“Fits one head.” On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box):
“Do not turn upside down.” On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
“Product will be hot after heating.” On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
“Do not iron clothes on body.” On Boot’s Children’s cough medicine:
“Do not drive car or operate machinery.” On Nytol sleep aid:
“Warning: May cause drowsiness.” On a Korean kitchen knife:
“Warning: Keep out of children.” On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
“For indoor or outdoor use only.” On a Japanese food processor:
“Not to be used for the other use.” On Sainsbury’s peanuts:
“Warning: Contains nuts.” On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
“Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” On a Swedish chainsaw:
“Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” On a child’s Superman costume:
“Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
LOL… Very Funny…
hehe those swedish and their awesome stopping chainsaws with genitals trick…
QUOTE: On a child’s Superman costume:
“Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
… so, what’s the point in buying it then?! lol