Take any word from the dictionary and alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Easy . . .
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Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
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Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
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Giraffiti (n) Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
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Sarchasm (n) The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
5 . Inoculatte (v) To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
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Hipatitis (n) Terminal coolness.
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Osteopornosis (n) A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
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Karmageddon (n) It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
9 .Decafalon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
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Glibido (v) All talk and no action.
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Dopeler effect (n) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
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Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
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Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
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Caterpallor (n.) The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you’re eating.
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Ignoranus (n): A person who’s both stupid and an a$$hole
your brain must do overtime, where do you get all your ideas from?