…like me, you may already know something that took me years to realise.
Namley Ogri and Malcolm are two sides of the same person. We all of us ( maybe in the past but a fair few of us still have ) Ogri moments where we stun people with our biking derring-do , take perfect corners , beat the cages to buggery et etc - but also have our Malcolm moments where we stall at traffic lights, fall off whilst doing a slow speed u turn, knock the bile off the sidetand and straaaiin to stop it dropping, chicken out on corners , won’t go out because it’s peeing down and we can’t be bothered etc.
After all we can’t be heroes all the time!!!
So welcome in all you newbies! Don’t be awed by us as motorcyling gods… we fook up as well, just like you!