If You Weren't Limited By The Law

My boyfriend? :w00t:

I’d just go with twin forward facing mini-guns. :smiley:

I have to agree with Andrew, blue lights and sirens would be awesome.

Imagine everyone moving out of the way everywhere you go…:cool:

+1 for the toerag toaster

+1 for no plate

I’d also be wanting forward and rear facing paint ball guns / air guns.

Something that comes out 45’ degrees to the left for cyclists.

Maybe a rear facing strobe light for night time.

One of these, with, of course, the old blues and twos (which bike would be without those?)…

All round flame throwers.

this could come in handy…

I’d strap a Rottweiler to the front of the bike that doesn’t like cyclists or cars… or maybe a tazer… or a bazooka… or copper cause they’re never there when u need em (just mount em past the speedo ;))

Really now… you’d mount a copper? :stuck_out_tongue:

that might effect the handling

There are some hot copper’s out there. Women in uniform AND have there own handcuffs. :w00t:

Like yours? would that involve trashing the gearbox then wheeling it in to your parents garage and covering it in crap? :wink:

Mmmm beat me to it! I hope she carries a trunchen too…:w00t::smiley:

Best suggestion yet!