If Women Controlled the World....

This is likely to get me in a whole heep of trouble back at home but hey…


And your point is???

The world would be nicely organised (see the cars, why order them by type if by colour is so much more sensible?), everybody would look much prettier (with the lumpy and unsightly bits in their faces covered) and even bowling alleys would be attractive.

Ahhhhh, a world controlled by us, lovely, happy, nice looking and sweat smelling! Oooopppsss, how does Maggie Thatcher fit in???

If Men Ruled The World!

Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A smack to the ass and a
“Nice hustle, you’ll get’em next time”
would pretty much do it.

Birth control would come in ale or lager.

Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.

The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".

Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".

People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car,
as long as you returned it the following day with
a full tank of gas.

When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you".

The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

"Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches
for violating the “public ugliness” ordinance.

Hallmark would make “Sorry, what was your name again?” cards.


My world seems to be just like that any way!

made me chuckle

that stuff in the mouse is good for neck wounds i believe!!

Wouldn’t know personally; something you need to share Salee??

no…i think you’ve got it covered sweetheart… LOL