I went up to this fat bird in the pub last night...

“You’re a big lass, aren’t you?” I said.
“Tell me something I don’t know,” she replied with a tear in her eye.
“Salad tastes nice.”

Lool ! You are seriously costing my company money on new keyboards, that’s the second time I’ve spat my coffee out whilst trying to stifle my laughing.

Dizzx

Wonder if it was the same pub I was in.
I saw these two large ladies yackin away, and noticed they had what I thought was a scottish accent, so I said to them “are you to ladies from Scotland?” They glared at me and said “Wales!” I stood back and apologised and said, “Are you two whales from scotland?”

Wonder if it was the same pub I was in. I saw these two large ladies yackin away, and noticed they had what I thought was a scottish accent, so I said to them "are you to ladies from Scotland?" They glared at me and said "Whales!" I stood back and apologised and said, "Are you two wales from scotland?" Hannibal
Lol!

Attachments

photo_upload.jpg

Salad is King, 'kin salad

Ive got a song about salad somewhere

And a very fine song it is too. A classic that Mr J L Hooker would have been proud of.

Big girls need loving too.