I need some advice to challenge the powers that be

Just got through a notice of prosecution. I was driving at 58mph past a school, but let’s be clear, I didn’t see any signs saying “Driving at 58mph past a school is f*cking stupid, don’t be an arsehole”

When I got pulled by the old bill, they failed to follow the correct procedure, the Policeman had a stutter and said “I am am am arresting you…” How can that be allowed to go unchallenged? Am I expected to be able to decipher stuttering when being arrested.

Next, it turns out my MOT and insurance are invalid. Apparently, you need to pay all your premiums, or they lapse it, seems the letter from the insurance company saying “You have not paid your premium and are no longer covered” was posted using second class, and as I live in a flat, my post is often misplaced. How can I be expected to know what an insurance company does when you stop paying the premiums.

Last thing bit, is the MOT. I thought the 3 year rule (which it turns out applies to new bikes only) was on all MOTs. It seems prejudiced against older bikes that they have to be MOTd every 12 months (Be warned people) not every 36 months. I did wonder, especially as my tyres were bald - but you know - what the police don’t know, can’t hurt you, right?

So, what can I do now? Does anyone know any good get outs? Appreciate that to some, speeding on an unroadworthy, uninsured bike, past a school might seem to be pushing your luck, but I think it’s the nanny state gone mad, what ever happened to personal freedom.

Any advice gratefully received. :smiley:

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aha i think you might be screwed there mate but you could try insanity, declare that you are holier than thou, and that your reasons outweigh the law, as for the tyres, i would argue that IF a child had stepped out near the school, the baldness may have helped with drifting round the child, instead of knocking them down. :smiley:

hehe, almost as good, as the ‘hi i’m rioting rob, londonbikers are a bunch of kn0bs’ thread about 4 years ago :smiley:

someone should resurrect that one, after his little backstab the other night…!! :hehe:

just say that you didnt know and could you please be let off as its a first offence… and the kid you ran over… thats their fault for being a lemming :hehe:

Become an Mp and blame your wife.

The typical cries of the Man United fan. Man the feck up! :smiley:

I WILL NOT rise to it

lol…wasn’t aimed just at you! There’s plenty on here who do silly things and then try and blame the whole world! Was just taking the p*ss good and proper :stuck_out_tongue:

BL

Split personality ? It wasn’t ‘you’ driving the vehicle it was your evil inner twin lol

I think that he might be part of a quadruplets. :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

Did you advise the officer that bald tyres are more effective than treaded tyres in the dry?

in answer to your question my answer to you would be ‘bend over’.

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Yeah, you’re in Nigeria so man up, stop whinging & follow the rules - next time make sure there’s a few dollars inadvertently folded up with your licence when you hand it over…

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very commendable getting past that school nice and quickly so less chance of hitting any kids. MOT? whats that then? you`re right mate, elf and safety and nanny state gone mad!

For a nanosecond there…:hehe:

I’m sure you’ll be absolutely fine as ong as you use that exact wording as your closing argument in court! The judge will think you’re completely out of touch with reality and probably offer you a position on his bench! :w00t::stuck_out_tongue:

Did you commit this offence in Lagos? In which case £50 ought to sort it.

£50, that’s quite a lubrication. Must have committed regicide or something. :smiley: