# I need a new slogan for the number plate of my new bike...

**URL:** <https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691>\
**Category:** Off-topic\
**Created:** [4 April 2009 15:10 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691 "2009-04-04T15:10:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![SneakyMcC](https://londonbikers.com/user_avatar/londonbikers.com/sneakymcc/32/35814_2.png) [@SneakyMcC](https://londonbikers.com/u/SneakyMcC)\
**Post date:** [4 April 2009 15:10 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691/1 "2009-04-04T15:10:30Z")

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Apart from “my other bike is The Riot”, what else could I have?👽

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**Author:** ![Busa55](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/74df32/32.png) [@Busa55](https://londonbikers.com/u/Busa55)\
**Post date:** [4 April 2009 15:43 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691/2 "2009-04-04T15:43:31Z")

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I’m only riding this for a bet ? :):P;)

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**Author:** ![Choprocker](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/b782af/32.png) [@Choprocker](https://londonbikers.com/u/Choprocker)\
**Post date:** [4 April 2009 16:23 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691/3 "2009-04-04T16:23:38Z")

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how about, “i like getting fined for not having correct thing at bottom of my plate!” 😃

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**Author:** ![judgejools44](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@judgejools44](https://londonbikers.com/u/judgejools44)\
**Post date:** [4 April 2009 16:29 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691/4 "2009-04-04T16:29:58Z")

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As its not legal to have summin like this…why not put…

“OI Copper, is this legal!?” 😃

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**Author:** ![Joby](https://londonbikers.com/user_avatar/londonbikers.com/joby/32/30304_2.png) [@Joby](https://londonbikers.com/u/Joby)\
**Post date:** [4 April 2009 18:02 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691/5 "2009-04-04T18:02:40Z")

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How about, “If you steal this then a plague on your house”

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**Author:** ![Vale](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/9de053/32.png) [@Vale](https://londonbikers.com/u/Vale)\
**Post date:** [4 April 2009 18:07 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691/6 "2009-04-04T18:07:12Z")

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“that’ll be another 3 points then officer”

“warp factor 9 please mr zulu” (or is it sulu)

and classic “ride it like you stole it”

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**Author:** ![Roadrunner](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@Roadrunner](https://londonbikers.com/u/Roadrunner)\
**Post date:** [4 April 2009 18:52 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691/7 "2009-04-04T18:52:22Z")

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_“Sorry Officer, I thought you wanted a race!”  
“I respect your opinion Officer, I just think it’s stupid!”  
“Life’s a riot!”  
“Veni, Vidi, Vici” (I came, I saw, I conquered)  
“Illegitimus Non Carborundum” (Don’t let the bastards get you down)_😛

Sky’s the limit mate… 😉

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**Author:** ![WASP](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/w/82dd89/32.png) [@WASP](https://londonbikers.com/u/WASP)\
**Post date:** [4 April 2009 19:24 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691/8 "2009-04-04T19:24:49Z")

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**Funny you mention this as last night Gary popped round just to show me his new plate and on the bottom it now say’s…SAMMS TAXI…**

**Cheeky fugga!:w00t:**

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**Author:** ![ChunkyMonkey](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@ChunkyMonkey](https://londonbikers.com/u/ChunkyMonkey)\
**Post date:** [4 April 2009 20:05 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691/9 "2009-04-04T20:05:55Z")

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How about… If you can read this I’ve stopped:)

or… If this bike is riden well… It’s been stolen 😃

or… Caution. Restricted to 155bhp… Please Pass;)😃

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**Author:** ![Joby](https://londonbikers.com/user_avatar/londonbikers.com/joby/32/30304_2.png) [@Joby](https://londonbikers.com/u/Joby)\
**Post date:** [4 April 2009 20:11 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691/10 "2009-04-04T20:11:01Z")

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“Caution, left hand drive”

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**Author:** ![marklid](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/dec6dc/32.png) [@marklid](https://londonbikers.com/u/marklid)\
**Post date:** [4 April 2009 20:17 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691/11 "2009-04-04T20:17:33Z")

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> ## **Joby (04/04/2009)**
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> “Caution, left hand drive”

Haha good one :laugh:

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**Author:** ![andyp69](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@andyp69](https://londonbikers.com/u/andyp69)\
**Post date:** [4 April 2009 20:29 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691/12 "2009-04-04T20:29:26Z")

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how about, at last i got a real bike.

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**Author:** ![SneakyMcC](https://londonbikers.com/user_avatar/londonbikers.com/sneakymcc/32/35814_2.png) [@SneakyMcC](https://londonbikers.com/u/SneakyMcC)\
**Post date:** [4 April 2009 22:43 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691/13 "2009-04-04T22:43:29Z")

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Some blinders!😃

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> ## **andyp69 (04/04/2009)**
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> how about, at last i got a real bike.

Oi!😠

😃

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**Author:** ![Ducati\_Pete](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Ducati\_Pete](https://londonbikers.com/u/Ducati_Pete)\
**Post date:** [4 April 2009 22:53 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691/14 "2009-04-04T22:53:46Z")

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“My other numberplate slogan is both witty and original.”

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**Author:** ![Ratty46](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@Ratty46](https://londonbikers.com/u/Ratty46)\
**Post date:** [5 April 2009 00:31 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691/15 "2009-04-05T00:31:46Z")

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NO this is NOT _THAT BIKE_

THE RIOT MK2

SPIN BABY SPIN!!

BCR- Last one theres a ninny!

Ratty says IL4’s are shite

ermmm i think of some more:D

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**Author:** ![MAD-DOG\_Dhofty](https://londonbikers.com/user_avatar/londonbikers.com/mad-dog_dhofty/32/32049_2.png) [@MAD-DOG\_Dhofty](https://londonbikers.com/u/MAD-DOG_Dhofty)\
**Post date:** [6 April 2009 08:17 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691/16 "2009-04-06T08:17:32Z")

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what about… he that dont clean me, only make’s me better:D

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**Author:** ![stefano](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@stefano](https://londonbikers.com/u/stefano)\
**Post date:** [6 April 2009 08:37 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691/17 "2009-04-06T08:37:09Z")

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I use “GET OFF UR MOBILE, TWAT”

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**Author:** ![steveCBR11XX](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@steveCBR11XX](https://londonbikers.com/u/steveCBR11XX)\
**Post date:** [6 April 2009 09:57 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/i-need-a-new-slogan-for-the-number-plate-of-my-new-bike/78691/18 "2009-04-06T09:57:50Z")

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got phastasphuck on mine 🙂
